“ For me, the thing about fellatio is I always succeed. I may not always feel like I know how to fuck, or how to touch, or even how to kiss, but I feel completely cocksure in my ability to fellate. It’s a sure thing, and I like those odds in bed. I also like the feel, that way that men grow simultaneously taut and limp under my mouth. I like having my mouth filled to stretching and my breathing disrupted. But most of all, I like the sensation of being the David Copperfield of oral: trotting out one delicious trick after another with a showman’s flourish, reading the crowd’s response, delaying when doing so would attenuate the pleasure, hurrying when I feel perverse, and gratifying expectation beyond my partner’s ken. I don’t mean to brag, but I suck a mean cock.
